Hello Yall,
Okay so I as promised in the last post I did a Liver Cleanse: Coke Flush stylin and profilin. If you read the instructions then you will know there was some prep involved. I was supposed to drink 3 quart of Apple Cider Vinegar with Ultra Phosp Liquid. Well let us explore all that went wrong with that particular venture.
1st) Apparently I have no idea what a quart is. In my head when I read that I was like, "Oh that would be a breeze," because in my head I was thinking of Chinese qts. and pts. Then Wednesday morning I woke up ready to put my qt. of ACV in my bottle, and was rudely informed what a real liquid quart is. After getting over the shock I decided to delay my ACV adventure until Thursday.
2nd) Being all conscientious and whatnot I did my prep Wednesday night. Started my ingestion of my treated ACV, but Undiluted Organic ACV plays with your emotions. When it first enters your mouth it tastes like honey, then quickly it slaps you in face and says "SUCKER!" Normally, there would be not photographic evidence my reactions to things I do, but today you are in-luck. My work mate was ever so generous [sarcasm] decided to video and photograph me as I idiotically accepted his challenge to drink more than sips.
In the wake of the hella strong quart of ACV I could not finish I diluted it. On Friday I complete 20oz. Pat on the back for me because that is not my usual imbibation of liquid. Which makes it truly clear that I am dehydrated, but I will address it at later date. Friday night I decide to mix the Coke mixture. The ewwness factor was high. 4oz of olive oil going down your throat. EWWWWW! The Coke with the lemon juice was not so bad. It took me 2o minutes to drink it. Frequent stops prevented me from gagging. After I was done I went to bed as the directions said. I could feel the mixture moving around my tummy. I watched Haven to help me keep time.
I awoke at 6am thinking I would feel some kind of cramping, driving me to the bathroom. Instead, I felt nothing I was not even mildly discomforted. My stomach grumbled a bit, but apart from that nada. No nausea. I went to the loo around the 7. Stuff left my body, but nothing substantial. (Yes discuss BM's are so sexy, be thankful there are no pics). Went again around 9, but since then nothing. It is now 10:12pm. I hoped I would feel like my insides were being ripped out, be faint, could barely stand. I feel too fine. I am sad.
My full verdict regarding the Coke Flush has not come in yet. Tomorrow is a new day, and perhaps it needed more time to work it's magic. I have what most people would call a cast-iron belly. Fingers crossed, I'll be wrecked tomorrow.
Ta Ta for Now!
btw I cracked open the Breville today. We'll discuss later.
Okay so I as promised in the last post I did a Liver Cleanse: Coke Flush stylin and profilin. If you read the instructions then you will know there was some prep involved. I was supposed to drink 3 quart of Apple Cider Vinegar with Ultra Phosp Liquid. Well let us explore all that went wrong with that particular venture.
1st) Apparently I have no idea what a quart is. In my head when I read that I was like, "Oh that would be a breeze," because in my head I was thinking of Chinese qts. and pts. Then Wednesday morning I woke up ready to put my qt. of ACV in my bottle, and was rudely informed what a real liquid quart is. After getting over the shock I decided to delay my ACV adventure until Thursday.
2nd) Being all conscientious and whatnot I did my prep Wednesday night. Started my ingestion of my treated ACV, but Undiluted Organic ACV plays with your emotions. When it first enters your mouth it tastes like honey, then quickly it slaps you in face and says "SUCKER!" Normally, there would be not photographic evidence my reactions to things I do, but today you are in-luck. My work mate was ever so generous [sarcasm] decided to video and photograph me as I idiotically accepted his challenge to drink more than sips. 
I awoke at 6am thinking I would feel some kind of cramping, driving me to the bathroom. Instead, I felt nothing I was not even mildly discomforted. My stomach grumbled a bit, but apart from that nada. No nausea. I went to the loo around the 7. Stuff left my body, but nothing substantial. (Yes discuss BM's are so sexy, be thankful there are no pics). Went again around 9, but since then nothing. It is now 10:12pm. I hoped I would feel like my insides were being ripped out, be faint, could barely stand. I feel too fine. I am sad.
My full verdict regarding the Coke Flush has not come in yet. Tomorrow is a new day, and perhaps it needed more time to work it's magic. I have what most people would call a cast-iron belly. Fingers crossed, I'll be wrecked tomorrow.
Ta Ta for Now!
btw I cracked open the Breville today. We'll discuss later.
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